Nautica Thorn Interview
Interview date 01.09.04, Las Vegas, NV, AVN Adult Entertainment Expo

Snowman: Hi Nautica!

Nautica: Hi!

Snowman: Well, you’re one the favorites on Asian Porno Hotties.

Nautica: Really?

Snowman: Yes, you really are. You have a ton of fans on there.

Nautica: Niceeeeee.

Snowman: How long have you been in the industry at this point?

Nautica: Ummm … I’m going on ten months I believe.

Snowman: OK. Do you know how many movies you’ve appeared in by now?

Nautica: No. (*laughs*) No. I seriously don’t know.

Snowman: Do you ever watch any of your movies?

Nautica: I do! I’m gonna have this review on my website where I go ahead and count the cums while I watch the video.

Snowman: Oh wow. Any idea how many that might be?

Nautica: Ummmm … so far I’ve … let’s see. I reviewed a couple. I think four cums. And that’s a good thing!

Snowman: Wow. Is there anything at this point that you won’t do in porn?

Nautica: I don’t do the anal thing yet. I’m working up to that.

Snowman: So that’s something we might see in the year 2004 possibly?

Nautica: Yes, I’m trying to go ahead and prepare myself for Lexington Steele and Mandingo at the same time.

Snowman: Wow, that sounds pretty impressive. How does a girl prepare herself for something like that?

Nautica: Stretch her ass for a whole year. (*laughs*)

Snowman: (*laughs*) Is anal something that you do in your personal life?

Nautica: Anal is something I’ve tried in my personal life, but too drunk to remember.

Snowman: Well that doesn’t sound too good.

Nautica: No. (*laughs*)

Snowman: Did you do any dancing or anything before you were in porn?

Nautica: Yes, I danced for about five months or so.

Snowman: And how did you actually break into the porn business?

Nautica: An agent found me at a club.

Snowman: He just approached you?

Nautica: Yeah.

Snowman: What did you think at that time? Did it seem like something you were interested in or did you have reservations?

Nautica: Ummmmm. It was something I knew I’d probably end up doing anyways. So I was like “O.K. might as well start now”. (*laughs*)

Snowman: Well that’s a good approach. Has porn pretty much been a positive experience for you up to this point?

Nautica: Yeah! Everyone is really nice in the industry… treated me very good. No bouncing checks which is good too!

Snowman: That’s a good thing. I see your picture on up there on the boxcover of Red Light District’s Fuck Dolls. Did you view that movie after it was done?

[Nautica appearing at the RLD booth at AEE 2004.  For more information on "Fuck Dolls" click the box!]

Nautica: Actually, no I didn’t view that one yet. They didn’t give it to me!

Snowman: Awwww. You gotta talk to Jake [Malone] about that!

Nautica: I will be in Fuck Dolls #01, #02 and as many as they all come out because I am the “official Fuck Doll.”

Snowman: Is that right?! Whoa, that’s amazing!

Nautica: “Queen Fuck Doll”. So that’s very interesting. I’m going to be on each video.

Snowman: Is this actually your first boxcover or have you been on other boxcovers too?

Nautica: Yeah, I’ve been on other boxcovers.

Snowman: OK

Nautica: Not as pretty as this one. (*giggles*)

Snowman: What kind of guy do you like to date in your personal life? If you were writing a personal ad, what would you put in the ad to attract a man?

Nautica: Hmmmm. So long as you don’t have a 13” dick, I’m all for you.

Snowman: So size matters, but in a bad way?

Nautica: Yeah. I don’t like big dicks.

Snowman: (*laughs*)

Nautica: (*laughs*)

Snowman: So what would be the ideal size?

Nautica: Ideal size is … I like 7, 8ish. That’s good for me.

Snowman: OK. You mentioned that you have a website. When did that go online?

Nautica: Ummmm. It’s actually not up yet! (*laughs*) It’s gonna be up in about a couple days or so.

Snowman: Is it something that you have personal participation in that you are putting together yourself?

Nautica: Yes, I’m doing most of my content at home. Ummmm. Red Light is doing it for me because we are doing a lot of work together.

Snowman: OK. What kind of special … Anything upcoming that the fans should know about? Special …

Nautica: Special, special stuff. Well, me and Red Light are in talks of maybe going ahead and me maybe starting my own line. That’s about it.

Snowman: And that’s other than the Fuck Doll line?

Nautica: Yes. It’s other than the Fuck Doll line.

Snowman: Alright. Just a couple more quick questions here. If you could find the personal diary of one person from history with all the juicy details, whose would you want to find?

Nautica: Ooo Oooo … Cleopatra!

Snowman: Why Cleopatra?

Nautica: ’Cos I betcha she was fucking hot and she ate pussy too and didn’t tell anybody.

Snowman: (*laughs*) OK. If you had to pick the worst television series very made, which one would win the contest?

Nautica: Ohhhhh. OK. That’s a hard one, ‘cos I’m a TV junkie. Oh oh oh … I don’t like … boy what is that, what is that … I don’t like NYPD Blue anymore!

Snowman: Oh, how come?

Nautica: ‘Cos they got rid of the dude. The good dude.

Snowman: They got rid of a lot of dudes on there. Which one?

Nautica: The dude! The original dude with the fat dude! His partner?

Snowman: Andy’s ... ? With the red hair -- David Caruso?

Nautica: The tall guy.

Snowman: I think David Caruso. That was awhile ago though.

Nautica: Well and that’s when I stopped watching.

Snowman: OK.

Nautica: (*laughs*)

Snowman: If you could invent one new home appliance, what would it do?

Nautica: A new home appliance?! (*gasps and laughs*) OK. It would have to be something that makes really good hot dogs ‘cos I like hot dogs. Just instantly!

Snowman: Hot dogs?

Nautica: Yesss! Hot dogs.

Snowman: Ever think about a job at “Hot Dog on a Stick” in the mall?

Nautica: I actually would work there if I didn’t have to wear the stupid hat.

[I thought a visual would help here! Seeeee ... the hat doesn't look half bad!]

Snowman: (*laughs*) Alright. And if you had to describe your most reoccurring dream, what would it be?

Nautica: Last night, I had a very weird dream. I dreamt that I was on a farm, with a bunch of animals around me and for some reason, cum was falling out of the sky.

Snowman: That’s not good. I think we better wrap it up on that point. And thanks very much Nautica for talking to us today on Asian Porno Hotties.

Nautica: No problem.

Snowman: And we’d like to see you stop by the site sometime. Any last words for the fans on there?

Nautica: Just love you and jerk off really fast and hard all over the face!!

Snowman: OK. Thanks Nautica

Nautica: Thank you.

THANKS NAUTICA!

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