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Big Butt Teens

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Starlets: 

 Category  Wall to Wall / Gonzo / Barely Legal Teens
 Director  Jordan Septo
 Themes  barely legal teens, straight sex, swallowing, creampies, big butts
 Production or Street Date  xx.xx.07 date of production, released 03.12.07
 Released By  Venom distributed by Exquisite Multipmedia (EXP)
 Available Formats  DVD
 Running Time  146 minutes + bonus footage 
 Source and Price Paid  DVD courtesy of EXP
 Box Cover Quote "100% Teen! Tight Teen Pussies! Bouncing Teen Asses! Filthy Teens! Teen Creampies! Cum Eating Teens!"

Synopsis

Big Butt Teens is aimed squarely at it’s target audience and they will love the film.  It’s filled with beautiful teenage girls with five star asses.  The bottom line really comes to who doesn’t love teenage girls?

What's Hot

We get a a great selection of girls here, the only way it could have been better is if we’d had a black girl in the mix.

All of the girls are very cute and look young and delicious just like we ordered.

What's Not: 

Most of the action is relatively tame by raincoat standards.

There is no anal at all in the film.

Play By Play

Below is a detailed description of each scene:

  Scene One –  Leah Jaye and one guy

Sex Checklist: oral, gagging, cowgirl, P2M, light choking, slapping

Leah Jaye is one of those wonderful tanned Asian beauties with long dark hair, legs to die for and accent that’s absolutely stiffening.  She’s truly a girl after my own heart, her idea of a lead in is hi my name is.  She kisses and then starts letting her stud jam his cock down her throat and she looks great sucking and even better mounted up like a cowgirl.  Leah isn’t afraid of some pussy to mouth or even some light choking and slapping.  She brings it to a finish by letting a man dump a load of cum in her pussy, then sucking him clean.

Scene One Rating: 9.01 
Starlet appearance: 9.80 , Starlet attitude and personality: 9.25 , Sexual Heat: 9.00 , Raincoat appeal: 8.00

  Scene Two –  Maya Hills and one guy

Sex Checklist: toys, oral, straight, P2M

Maya, a cute brunette, teasing us in a purple and black bra and skirt combo.  She starts out with a nice long tease that has her pushing a small glass dildo into her puss.  Her man gets to yummy down on her cunt to get himself ready for her mouth.  She really goes at it, going so far as to put herself through the standing sixty nine.  The girl has a lot of energy as she goes through plenty of great positions, moaning and groaning the entire time.  A stand out for me was the standing doggy, or the flying cowgirl but it’s all good.

Scene Two Rating: 8.85 
Starlet appearance: 8.75 , Starlet attitude and personality: 9.15 , Sexual Heat: 9.50, Raincoat appeal: 8.00

  Scene Three – Mindy Main and one guy

Sex Checklist: oral, straight, P2M

Mindy is a straight to business kind of girl.  She tells you what her name is, rips off her skirt and gets on her knees sucking and slurping away.  She does her best to hand every last inch of his cock but she falls short.  I like watching her fuck, she’s got a genuine cuteness to her that is difficult to find.  I like way she sounds as well which is great since she talks a lot as she moves from position to position.  The stand out position, mostly because it has to be is the piledriver and the last minute pull out to dump his load all over her face, priceless.

Scene Three Rating: 8.01 
Starlet appearance: 8.25 , Starlet attitude and personality: 8.30 , Sexual Heat: 7.50 , Raincoat appeal: 8.00

  Scene Four --  Renae Cruz and one guy

Sex checklist: oral, straight, P2M

Renae Cruz is a dark skinned Latino girl with beautiful curly hair.  She doesn’t waste a lot of time getting to the cock.  Watching her tits bounce as she goes to town is great since she gets into it, it would have been nice if her stunt cock could shut his mouth but we can’t have everything we want.  Doesn’t hesitate at all to go pussy to mouth, she practically gives it up every time she switches positions, and sometimes just because she felt like it.  Another nice touch is she has the perfect sin that you can actually see her becoming flushed, and her ass reddening as she goes through the scenes.  Even her make up is running but from sweat when the scene finishes with a nice open mouthed facial.

Scene Four Rating: 8.80 
Starlet appearance: 9.00 , Starlet attitude and personality: 9.20, Sexual Heat: 9.00, Raincoat appeal: 8.00

  Scene Five --  Zoe Martini and one guy

Sex checklist: oral, straight P2M

Zoe Martini is the final beauty we are given the pleasure of observing.  She’s got a nice tan but honestly pig tails and believe me she’s ten shades of cute.  Definitely what I’ve come to expect from a teen title.  Her man arrives on set and starts kissing her and undressing her he then wraps his belt around throat like a leash and pulls her close for a blow job.  I can definitely say that pig tails look sexy in a standing sixty nine, not to mention some of the sounds that woman was making.  Zoe starts off in missionary, but goes through  the expected cowgirl and reverse cowgirl and doggy and very impressive flying reverse cowgirl.  The darling looks pretty good throughout the entire scene.

Scene Five Rating: 8.13 
Starlet appearance: 8.40 , Starlet attitude and personality: 8.20 , Sexual Heat: 8.40, Raincoat appeal: 7.50

Everything Else

There isn’t a lot to the everything else on this flick. Definitely the bare minimum of chapter select, behind the scenes, cumshot and internet options.  They don’t even have trailers.  On the bright side the behind the scenes is broken into acts.

Last Word & Final Tally

Teeny bopper porn appeals to a certain crowd.  There isn’t much that stands out in Big Butt Teens and there isn’t a lot of focus on the girl’s asses which is a shame for a title that focuses on it.  The action is pretty average, certainly nothing in any scene is particularly stands out.  They did a great job picking the girls it’s not just blondes and brunettes like usually happens.  I would have liked to have seen a black girl but I can’t complain about the girls.  All in all this is a pretty average porn, nothing that really stands out in any major way.

New (Experimental) SRR Rating Method:

Sexual Content Ratings (averaged & weighted 2x): 8.56 
Average of all scenes listed above.

Production Ratings (weighted 1x):  7.88 
Dialog/Story/Script: 7.50, Costumes/Clothing: 8.00, Location: 8.15  
 
Technical Ratings (weighted 1x):  8.25 
Camerawork: 8.25 , Video Quality: 8.50 , Audio Quality: 8.75 , DVD Extras: 7.50 

Overall Rating: 8.31  out of 10.00

-- Renald

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Review Date: 03.21.08.  Edited and published 08.31.08

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If this movie appeals to you, Snowman recommends:

If you enjoy the barely legal genre, most studios got you covered.  Try Hustler's Barely Legal series and Sin City's Barely 18 series.  I don't know of any barely legal type series that focus solely on big butts. 


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