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Land of the Amazons

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 Category  Feature
 Director  Daniel Dakota
 Themes  straight sex, anal sex, oral sex, outdoor sex, amazons
 Production or Street Date  xx.06 date of production, released 12.13.06
 Released By  Adam & Eve
 Available Formats  DVD
 Running Time  112 minutes + bonus footage 
 Source and Price Paid  DVD courtesy of Adam & Eve
 Box Cover Quote "Four hikers encounter a tribe of sex-crazed Amazon vixens in the...Land of the Amazons "

Synopsis

Based on a true story (as much as you can imagine) of five hikers getting lost on their hike.  “This is the hikers’ real story…. Probably”.  During the course of the film you will follow these hikers through the deserted lands around LA and their encounters with strange pack of Amazons.  There is some humor, all shot outdoors, and most of the action is of good quality.

What's Hot

So as the plot would suggest there are Amazons here (no not the real ones but close-right).  The Amazon girls do look their part (well as any guy may want them to look) and in the case of Yvette maybe too much so (but we will get to that).

The lesbian scene of four wild women and the only female hiker is worth looking at especially when Mikayla joins in. 

Naomi seems to have a lot of fun, and her mostly Anal scene feel realistic enough for feature film.

Mikayla and Evan work well together as well, and it is fairly erotic (as much as it can be with Evan in it – but that might just be me).

Camera work and Direction are very good, and except for few goofs it is very solid.

What's Not

The actor Van Damaged has a birth mark on his dick and another one around it which for some reason was distracting to me.

The overhead passing plane sounds were distracting just for the simple reason of the theme of the movie.  Just didn’t seem like Amazons’ land.

Yvette is a bodybuilder, and believe me, she sure is one.  Almost to the point where I felt if was just a step up from Gay scene.  The facts aside that her arm was bigger then the male’s leg, her voice deeper, she looked too much like a TG.  Somehow that didn’t fit the feature intent of this movie.

Play By Play

Below is a detailed description of each scene:

Here we follow group of five riding in a Jeep, in what looks like high desert, until they come to the end of the road.  Here we meet the hikers for the first time, four males and one girl.  From the beginning it is clear that the girl (Joey) is a pain in the ass.  Evan is her pussy wiped boyfriend, which seems kind of funny.  They take their bags and start heading towards a cabin which is a two days hike away.  Joey just won’t stop bitching.  She is carrying one of the guys’ thermos and at one point she just throws it down some steep hill.  Two guys decide to go and get it while the rest keeps on going.  One of the guys falls down the hill while the other is knocked out by Yvette who drags him away.  This is where the fun starts. 

  Scene One – Naomi and one guy (Van Damage)

Sex Checklist: oral, vaginal, anal, cum on ass

Even though the first Amazon we saw was Yvette, the first action starts with Naomi.  She is pretty, with small tits and nicely toned body, dressed in bikini.  She sniffs the guy for a little bit and then she drops to her knees and starts blowing him.  He has few comments about it and the camera changes to her being naked on all fours blowing him nice and deep, while he fingers her ass.  Next comes oral pleasure for her, while sitting on his face facing his body with the occasional 69 reminder. 

Penetration starts in the spoon position, and moves to reversed cowgirl.  After a while comes switch to an anal fucking still in reversed cowgirl.  Naomi nicely spreads her legs into a “V” way high up in the air while leaning on the guy and getting her butt plunged.  Next comes the great doggy style position.  Nicely shot with Naomi playing her part very well and sensual.  And it follows with another doggy, with the guy standing and pushing down into Naomi’s butt.  Here the cameraman did a great job showing the penetration, face of the girl and avoided the hairy ass of the guy.  This is also true for the rest of the movie, which I found great, since there is nothing more distracting then hairy ass. 

Scene finishes off with a cumshot right on the asshole, and the cum runs down the crack and over the pussy.  Even though I prefer facial shots, this was a nice end to the scene.  It might also be because Naomi has a pretty ass and pussy but…  (18 minutes)

Scene One Rating: 8.625
Starlet appearance: 9.00, Starlet attitude and personality: 9.00, Sexual Heat: 9.00, Raincoat appeal: 7.50

  Scene Two – Yvette Bova and one guy (Trent Soluri)

Sex Checklist: Vaginal, Facial

Oh boy here we come.  This was a hard one for me.  Really I just watched it for the review, and even then I had to put it on fast few times.  This is just not my cup of tea but I will try to give you the lowdown.

Trent is tied to a tree when he wakes up after being taken by Yvette previously.  Yvette checks him out some and then drops down and starts working on a BJ.  This had a very Gay feel to it, since she is really buff and even her features are manly.  Next we switch to her laying spread eagle on a rock while the guy eats her out.  She is all muscle and even around her pussy she is just “cut”.  She tells him in wild woman English to start fucking her.  It was kind of funny since Trent ain’t a big guy and she looked more like a man then he did. 

The penetration starts with reversed cow girl while Yvette is standing on her feet lowering herself onto the dick.  Next come standing doggy style, followed by a regular doggy, spoon fuck and back to reversed cowgirl.  The whole scene finishes of with facial cum shot with Yvette lying down.  She sits up and gives Trent few cleanup sucks.

Sorry for the lack of info on this one, but I just couldn’t focus.  To Yvette’s credit, she acted well.  For those of you who like muscle girls this will be great.  Also recommended for closet gay man since Yvette really looks like a guy with no dick and big fake tits.  (16 minutes)

Scene Two Rating: 6.25
Starlet appearance: 5.00, Starlet attitude and personality: 8.00, Sexual Heat: 5.50, Raincoat appeal: 6.50

  Scene Three – Jezebelle Bond and one guy (Jerry)

Sex Checklist: straight sex, oral

Jerry takes off to find the other two guys, when he is surprised by yet another Amazon – Jezzebelle.  After offering her some mint, she lets him know what she wants and here we go.  They go to a blanket, and this time they start by some pussy eating while Jez sits on Jerry’s face.  She moves down his body and after some French kissing she starts to blow him nicely.  They transition to a doggy style position, from there to quick missionary followed by spoon fuck, guy standing – girl on all fours doggy, and we finish by cowgirl ride, with cum shot on her navel. 

Nothing really remarkable about this scene, Jezzebelle is cute, well proportioned, with the need to play with her pussy while being fucked.  Her victory scream at the end of the scene was cute.

Scene Three Rating: 7.00
Starlet appearance: 9.00, Starlet attitude and personality: 8.00, Sexual Heat: 6.00, Raincoat appeal: 5.00

  Scene Four -- Mikayla and Naomi

Sex checklist: lesbian, strap-on

Well first we will catch up on the story line.

Even and Joey hear the victory scream and start fighting, ending up with break up and Evan taking off to find his friends.  

The camera switches to Mikayla and Naomi.  Naomi is thrown on a blanket while wearing a strap-on dildo.  This is not your regular lesbian scene since there is no soft erotica.  Mikayla doesn’t waste her time and obviously being the one in charge she impales herself on the purple dildo.  How did Amazons get a purple strap-on is beyond me.  We have some cowgirl and doggy style fucking here.  The scene ends with little self molestation by Mikayla (probably since she is the cover girl and needed more onscreen time).

Both girls are hot and they seem to enjoy the short scene, even though it was more like something from playboy uncensored.  (5 minutes)

Scene Four Rating: 8.00
Starlet appearance: 9.00, Starlet attitude and personality: 9.00, Sexual Heat: 8.00, Raincoat appeal: 6.00

  Scene Five -- Mikayla, Naomi, Yvette, Jezzebelle, Joey

Sex checklist: lesbian, strap-on, dildo spear

Story catch up again.  Joey gives a little show of putting some lotion on that is mildly erotic.  Funny part comes when an overgrown bug comes by and after watching her sprays her with cum and then jumps on her trying to get some.  Cheesy as it is, it was funny.  Yvette shows up and kills the bug.  When Joey sees her she faints and Yvette takes her to the Amazons’ lair.

This is where scene 5 starts.  This is all-girl scene, starting with all the girls but Mikayla.  The focus of the Amazons is on Joey, who is pretty blond with petite body and perky tits, although I couldn’t shake the bitch part from earlier.  She gets licked by all the girls, sometimes returning the favor.  She gets dildoed by a rubber dick attached to a spear, nicely handled by Yvette who somehow fits better into this setting with all the girls.  And then Mikayla shows up.

It is obvious that she is the head of the tribe and the other Amazons clear the way for her to Joey who is grabbed by her hair by Mikayla and forced to eat her out while the others look on.  Soon enough they join the party all focused on pleasuring the boss. 

Mikayla now puts on a strap-on and starts fucking the girls one by one, starting with Joey, then Jezzebelle, Naomi, and Yvette.  Scene cuts to Naomi riding cowgirl on Mikayla, while Mikayla eats Jezzebelle.  Still with me?  Ok the scene ends with all the girls taking turns liking the chief.

For a lesbian scene it was half decent.  The girls looked like they had fun and that’s what counts right?

Scene Five Rating: 8.00
Starlet appearance: 9.00, Starlet attitude and personality: 8.00, Sexual Heat: 8.00, Raincoat appeal: 7.00

  Scene Five -- Mikayla, Naomi, Yvette, Jezzebelle, Joey

Sex checklist: lesbian, strap-on, dildo spear

Story catch up again.  Joey gives a little show of putting some lotion on that is mildly erotic.  Funny part comes when an overgrown bug comes by and after watching her sprays her with cum and then jumps on her trying to get some.  Cheesy as it is, it was funny.  Yvette shows up and kills the bug.  When Joey sees her she faints and Yvette takes her to the Amazons’ lair.

This is where scene 5 starts.  This is all-girl scene, starting with all the girls but Mikayla.  The focus of the Amazons is on Joey, who is pretty blond with petite body and perky tits, although I couldn’t shake the bitch part from earlier.  She gets licked by all the girls, sometimes returning the favor.  She gets dildoed by a rubber dick attached to a spear, nicely handled by Yvette who somehow fits better into this setting with all the girls.  And then Mikayla shows up.

It is obvious that she is the head of the tribe and the other Amazons clear the way for her to Joey who is grabbed by her hair by Mikayla and forced to eat her out while the others look on.  Soon enough they join the party all focused on pleasuring the boss. 

Mikayla now puts on a strap-on and starts fucking the girls one by one, starting with Joey, then Jezzebelle, Naomi, and Yvette.  Scene cuts to Naomi riding cowgirl on Mikayla, while Mikayla eats Jezzebelle.  Still with me?  Ok the scene ends with all the girls taking turns liking the chief.

For a lesbian scene it was half decent.  The girls looked like they had fun and that’s what counts right?

Scene Five Rating: 8.00
Starlet appearance: 9.00, Starlet attitude and personality: 8.00, Sexual Heat: 8.00, Raincoat appeal: 7.00

  Scene Six -- Mikayla and one guy (Evan Stone)

Sex checklist: Vaginal, Face Fuck, Cum on tits

And again story catch up.  Kinda funny after-sex moment where Joey keeps on talking as the time goes by, and since Joey is a bitch (in the movie that is, I don’t know her), she storms out since not one of the girls said anything to her in an hour.  She goes back to the camp and the next morning is awoken by drums beating in a distance.  Well she bitches about that too and goes to investigate.

So scene 6 starts now by all the guys captured and dressed in thongs (painful as it is to look at) and the girls bringing Evan (also in a thong) as a prisoner to the chief sitting on the sacrificial bed.  Evan is thrown down by the foot of the bed and made eat Mikayla out.  Well he seems to get into it and soon there is some serious pussy eating in various positions.  BJ is to follow and even though this is supposed to be Mikayla’s first B/G scene she does well.  The BJ part includes some good blowing, no hands face fucking, titties fucking.

Penetration starts with Mikayla laying on her back and Evan with her leg on his shoulder fucking her, quickly changing to spoon fuck.  With her fake tits Mikayla looks good in the next part where she is standing up taking it from the back.  Few standing variations follow, starting with face to face, standing on one leg and doggy.  Scene is concluded by Evan coming on Mikayla’s plentiful tits, while she spreads the goo around.

Evan has a vision suddenly and next we see him as a king sitting on a throne with his queen Mikayla and all the others paired as they did the scene.  Joey shows up and has a fit and starts walking away, but all mighty Evan has his underlings go after her.  Evan is surprised to find out that the queen speaks perfect English.  The End

Scene Six Rating: 8.375
Starlet appearance: 9.00, Starlet attitude and personality: 8.50, Sexual Heat: 8.50, Raincoat appeal: 7.50

Everything Else

Good behind the scenes featurette that runs about twelve minutes.

Bonus Scene.  Carmen’s dirty secrets with Kelly Tyler and Lory Lane (22 minutes)

Some Trailer for other 2006 Adam & Eve releases.

And of course a photo gallery slideshow.

Last Word & Final Tally

Land of the Amazons was A OK feature film!  Story was good for XXX flick, nothing that would require fake aliens or other stuff.  In most cases the girls seemed to enjoy themselves.  Talent was good, camera and direction solid as well as lighting and costumes.  Even though in the first scene you can hear the Director once and the air plane sounds it was a good all around Feature film that didn’t try to be all Hollywood.  The inclusion of Ms. Yvette seems to me a strange choice, but than again some might buy it just because of her.  It just didn’t seem to sit well for a feature type flick.   

New (Experimental) SRR Rating Method:

Sexual Content Ratings (averaged & weighted 2x): 7.71
Average of all scenes listed above.

Production Ratings (weighted 1x):  8.16
Dialog/Story/Script: 8.50, Costumes/Clothing: 8.00, Location: 8.00

Technical Ratings (weighted 1x):  8.00

Camerawork: 8.00, Video Quality: 8.00, Audio Quality: 7.50, DVD Extras: 8.50

Overall Rating:  7.90 out of 10.00

-- Explorateur

Second Opinion?

A customer on ADU (dantheone) sez this movie is "worthwhile" and liked the "great concept" of "hot and horny aggressive Amazon women."  Dan stated the "untamed, very muscular female bodybuilder Yvette getting fucked is worth ... the price of admission."  Rated 4 out of 5 stars.

AVN stated that the "sex certainly surpasses the story" and described all the sex scenes as strong due to "ladies that are easy on the eyes."  Rated 3 1/2 out of 5.

Review Date: 03.24.07  Edited and published 03.26.07

Other Suggestions & Comments

The boxcover claims this is Makayla's first ever b/g scene!

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