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Squirting 201 #04
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|Themes||straight sex, oral sex, squirting|
|Production or Street Date||xx.06 date of production, released 02.06.06|
|Released By||Liquid Pictures (EXP)|
|Running Time||xxx minutes + bonus footage|
|Source and Price Paid||DVD courtesy of EXP|
|Box Cover Quote||"Together at last! Axel "The Squirt-Master" Braun and Cytherea, "The Goddess of Gush" bring you deep inside the mysteries of female ejaculation! It's a squirt-a-thon, a squirt fiesta, a juicy jubilee! The award nominated series just keeps getting better! Get ready to get wet!|
Like the title suggests it a film about girls who squirt. Some of the girls are really impressive in this respect particularly Angela Stone who is like a fountain when she squirts. The entire film is done in amateur video kind of format that seems like a bunch of guy walking around with a camcorder finding and fucking porn stars.
It has a genuine amateur feel to it.
Kat really shines in her scene.
Daniís performance is very good. She manages to talk to the crew without losing focus on what sheís doing.
The cumshot recap is an absolute disaster and is more behind the scenes than cumshots. What they call Behind the Scenes is really an interview segment that is also not very entertaining.
The whole thing comes off as unprofessional to me. The crew is idly talking to each other and occasionally to the actors.
The camera work is atrocious rarely capturing any particularly good angles. Worse if one of men on set start talking the camera is likely to move away from the action to see whoís talking.
Nadia Hilton seems like sheís going to fall asleep during her scene. She is that uninterested.
The scene changes are rather jarring, seeming to jump from one to the next.
Play By Play
Below is a detailed description of each scene:
Scene One Ė Cytherea and one guy
Sex Checklist: oral, straight, squirting
The scene begins with Cytherea nude on a couch giving a brief and pointless interview. Fortunately they quickly move onto a blow job. Cytheria does a good job on the blow job but so much of the crew is talking that it is distracting. The camera will actually occasionally move to show you the man holding the lights or just to randomly look at something. The sex starts off in the missionary style and within a few minutes she squirts for the first time. She squirts several more times before the first position switch to the reverse cowgirl. She spends a little time in that position before there is a particularly jarring scene change. When the scenes starts up again she is licking his balls then mounts him in the cowgirl. We get some choking as the transfer back to the missionary style but the background noise is still distracting. They move through the expected positions then spend way to long making her squirt with their fingers. They return to sex for a while before ending the scene with a cum shot.
Scene One Rating: 7.45
Starlet appearance: 8.00, Starlet attitude and personality: 7.80, Sexual Heat: 7.00, Raincoat appeal: 7.00
Scene Two Ė Angela Stone & Kat with one guy
Sex Checklist: girl/girl, 3-way, oral, straight, p2m, rim job, squirting
Itís hard to really tell where this scene starts because the entire movie is a bunch of guys having fun with porn stars. Angela gets a brief rim job, followed by some pussy licking. The real action however begins with Angela stone giving head to her male co-star who is fingering Kat to a quick explosion. The girls then start taking turns sucking cock. Like the first scene it would have been a lot better if the crew hadnít been so involved and everything wasnít a joke. Kat tries to sing while sucking. The girls do work well together though and Katís passion is good. Angela is the first to get fucked, starting with the reverse cowgirl. The amount this woman squirts is ridiculous, it has to be scene to be believed. They switch positions so Kat can get a ride and then the girls get back to oral where they both seem to shine. The scene proceeds smoothly if predictably to the end and mediocre cumshot that the girls make the best of by swapping.
Starlet appearance: 8.75, Starlet attitude and personality: 8.50 (Angela Stone)
Starlet appearance: 7.75, Starlet attitude and personality: 9.25 (Kat)
Sexual Heat: 8.00, Raincoat appeal: 8.00
Scene Three Ė Nadia Hilton and one guy
Sex Checklist: oral, straight, squirting
Nadia looks great, itís just so bad that she seems bored in the scene. It starts off with her giving a half hearted hand job with a little tongue to keep him lubed. From there she gets eaten out but there is little reaction from her. Nadia is laughing at the jokes that the crew is making and occasionally motioning to them because sheís not into the scene in the least. The scene follows the same basic footsteps of the first two scenes with a too much time spent fingering her and too little spent fucking her. What ends up making this a particularly poor scene is that Nadia canít seem to muster enough energy to care. She just lays there occasionally looking at the camera, or her stud or something off camera and smiling weekly. She doesnít even look interested when she finally squirts. The scene ends with a cream pie that just oozes out of her.
Starlet appearance: 9.00, Starlet attitude and personality: 6.00, Sexual Heat: 6.50, Raincoat appeal: 6.00
Scene Four -- Dani Woodward and one guy
Sex checklist: straight, oral, p2m
Dani doesnít waist anytime getting to work, the scene practically starts with her fucking him cowgirl style. She is easily the most spirited girl on the film, her energy is good and sheís happy. Dani also manages to talk to the crew without losing sight of what sheís doing. We get an excellent pussy to mouth shot after her reverse cowgirl sequence. The camera stays on her throughout most of the scenes as the move from position to position and she keeps moaning. Dani gives an excellent squirt with a P2M. She gives him a nice long blow job until he comes on her face to end the film.
Starlet appearance: 9.00, Starlet attitude and personality: 9.00, Sexual Heat: 9.60, Raincoat appeal: 9.00
The Behind the Scenes isnít really behind the scenes. Instead we are treated to a fairly entertaining interview segment. Itís mostly wasted space but funny enough that some people might enjoy it. The cumshot recap amazingly enough is a disappointment. Instead of doing what makes sense and treating us to four back to back money shots they give you a money shot and then seemingly random between the scenes info. There is some sex thrown in but itís just such a let down to go from a beautiful cum coated face to behind the scenes.
Last Word & Final Tally
The film suffers from a complete lack of professionalism. I donít expect porn to have the discipline of a Broadway production but I do expect the camera to stay focused on the action. I do expect that the girls will at least pretend they care which Nadia in particular didnít. I do expect that the crew wonít start making jokes and talking to the actors during the scene. Dani works hard to try and save the film with a good performance but itís too little to late.
New (Experimental) SRR Rating Method:
Sexual Content Ratings (averaged & weighted 2x): 7.96
Average of all scenes listed above.
Production Ratings (weighted 1x): 7.91
Dialog/Story/Script: 6.00, Costumes/Clothing: 9.00, Location: 8.75
Technical Ratings (weighted 1x): 7.38
Camerawork: 5.00, Video Quality: 8.75, Audio Quality: 8.75, DVD Extras: 7.00
Overall Rating: 7.80 out of 10.00
A customer at Adult Video Universe (Terry) called this the "Olympic Squirting Team" and praised this "great series" with "sexy girls." However, he also felt Nadia was bored and "only there for the money." Rated 4 stars out of 5. (AVU)
Review Date: 05.29.06 Edited and published 09.26.07
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