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| Category | Wall to Wall / Gonzo |
| Director | Dan Silver |
| Themes | genies, straight sex, anal sex, threeways, a2m, |
| Production or Street Date | 10.07.04 dop, released 12.01.04 |
| Released By | Colossal Entertainment |
| Available Formats | VHS & DVD (DVD version reviewed) |
| Running Time | 120 minutes plus bonus footage (30 mins) |
| Source and Price Paid | DVD courtesy of Colossal Entertainment |
| Box Cover Quote | no quotes on the boxcover! |
Synopsis
An unseen college professor finds an ancient, magic bottle and invites his students over for an extra credit class project. The students are assigned to research a haunted house. Each student arrives independently and becomes curious about the magic bottle. When they open it, a sexy genie appears and in a flash student and genie are getting it on.
What's Hot
Costume play. Some effort was made to make up the girls like genies. In some scenes, their costumes are minimal, but fairly effective. Even slight efforts at costumes can go a long way.
Lauren Phoenix anal performance in the final scene is very good.
The location, with plenty of ornate decoration, was well suited for the theme of this movie.
At times, very good use of dramatic music, sound and visual effects during scene set ups.
What's Not
The shooting style was a freely roving camera, but at times, it whipped around the action too fast and zoomed in and out in a irritating manner.
The plot and theme are mostly given lip service.
Play By Play
Below is a detailed description of each scene:
Scene One - Brittany
Skye with one guy (Sasha)
Sasha releases covergirl Brittany from the magic bottle where she was trapped for a long time. However, he doesn't get three wishes, he has to do what she says. She says she wants to fuck him. Brittany is wearing a silver bikini and is made up to vaguely resemble a genie. Her hair is up, she has a hair band and lots of costume jewelry. She looks pretty nice and sports an attractive, hairless twat here. Sasha guy eats her briefly and then Brittany gets on her knees for a blowjob. She tries to take it deep, but seems to struggle. The blowjob is not very long or energetic. Next Brittany mounts the guy in the cowgirl position and the couple begins to screw. Nice shots of Brittany's ass with the guy spreading her cheeks. She hops off and fucks him reverse cowgirl. Now Brittany is fucked doggy style and mish. He pumps her to completion and squirts his load across her tummy. (21 minutes)
Scene One Rating:
7.37
Scene
Two - Shy Love with one guy (Dale DeBone)
DeBone releases Shy Love from the bottle. Once again, she's made to resemble a genie. She's wearing a metallic bikini and has appropriate accessories. DeBone strips her bikini bottom and proceeds to lick her snatch and butthole (mish position). Next he begins to fuck her in the same position. After a few minutes, Shy gets on top and bounces cowgirl style. The camera is handheld and moves around the action freely. Shy begs for a cock up her ass and DeBone complies. The scene cuts and now his cock is planted up her bum cowgirl style. Shy rides his cock quite hard here. However, her butt is looking a little chunky on the downward motion at times. After a good amount of time, Shy turns around to get porked up the ass doggy style on a chair. DeBone fucks her hard and the action looks pretty hot here. Shy is sort of kneeling on a leather foot rest as DeBone pumps from behind. The scene cuts and now Shy takes it up the ass on her back with her legs up and back. After several minutes, there's another edit and now Shy is bouncing on the cock anally reverse cow style. This is followed by a brief sequence of sideways anal until DeBone cums. When he's ready, he jerks off and cums on her outstretched tongue. Sky makes nice eye contact with the camera and DeBone as she cleans the cock. (21 minutes)
Scene Two Rating:
8.00
Scene Three - Jayna Oso & Sammie Rhodes with one guy
(Magnum?)
A third skeptical student arrives and opens the magic bottle. This time two genie girls appear, Asian raincoater favorite Jayna Oso and Sammie Rhodes, a cute blond. Jayna looks stunning here. She's wearing bright blue eye shadow that matches her head dress. It sounds gaudy, but it works here. Of all the starlets in the cast, Jayna's sultry, exotic appearance lends itself best the genie role. Although Brittany looks most like Barbara Eden, the star of the classic TV show, I Dream of Jeannie, Jayna looks more authentic and it doesn't take too much effort to imagine she is Arabian.
The scene dissolves to Jayna sucking off Magnum on her knees. Sammie kicks his balls at the same time. Some nice semi POV footage of the BJ from above, but a tad short. It was especially hot when Jayna looked flashed her eyes up at the camera, but this wasn't capitalized on much and the camera whips around in front of to a less effective angle in front of the action. The camera comes in close again, but soon back out. Magnum directs both girls to bend over. He removes her panties and briefly lubes her twats with his spit. Sammie is porked first from behind. Jayna puts herself to good use -- sucking the guys nipple, spreading Sammie's ass checks and talking dirty. Then she moves around front and sucks Sammie's tits. Next the guy samples Jayna's pink hole, also fucking her behind in the standing position. Jayna looks hot here. The guy switches off between the two starlets in multiple positions (mish, cowgirl and reverse cowgirl). Jayna stays active when she's not getting boned by sucking on Sammie's tits. Sammie stays active by licking Jayna's twat. Jayna briefly sucks cock p2m.
Magnum cums after doggy with Sammie. He pulls out and spunks on her open mouth. This is weak cumshot and hardly any goo is produced. The guy says "I love that butthole" but I saw no evidence of any anal action in this scene. Sammie makes an attempt to snowball with Jayna, but the surprisingly large glob of spit and semen misses her tongue and falls to the ground. This scene was a missed opportunity. Add some Jayna anal footage, which is usually scorching, and fix the botched cum shot and this scene could have been terrific. As is, the scene is mediocre. Too bad. (19 minutes)
Scene Three Rating:
7.75
Scene Four - Missy Monroe & Katie Morgan
with one guy (Franco Del Toro?)
Guy #04 (Franco Del Toro) enters the house and sits on purple leather sofa. He picks up the bottle right away and at first it looks like nothing is going to happen, and he tosses it aside. However, the bottle comes to life and once again, two genie girls suddenly appear. This time, it's two blonds. The girls are wearing attractive purple and silver genie style costumes. One girl explains they were in the bottle for 1000 years and they have their own wish to satisfy, i.e. get laid.
The girls begin to make out with each other with occasional direction and comments from Franco. Then they show him their asses. He decides to join in the action and they go down on his cock. The girls are positioned on their knees in front of him. They lick and suck his cock and ball sack nicely. Missy rides his cock cowgirl style on the sofa. Katie then does the same. Missy rubs her pussy off to the side at first, then joins in to help spread her ass, add dirty talk and some p2m pole sucking. Now Missy gets screwed doggy style. At the same time, she licks Katie's pussy. This sequence is relatively long. Mish for Katie and then reverse cowgirl for Missy. Missy looks pretty hot here and appears to have a wet, orgasm. To bring up the climax, Franco pumps Katie briefly doggy style and pulls out to squirt his seed across her tummy and chest. (28 minutes)
Scene Four Rating:
7.75
Scene Five - Lauren Phoenix and
one guy (Kurt Lockwood)
The final scene features Lauren Phoenix. Kurt Lockwood is another disbeliever, but as soon as he plays with the bottle Lauren, dressed as a genie in red appears. The setting is an elaborate bedroom. He wastes no time getting down to business, feeling her up and fingering her pussy. Lockwood's parolee appearance, including many large tattoos and shaggy, unkept hair, clashes with Lauren and the overall feel of the movie. He strips off her panties, briefly sucks her toes and then licks her ass. He jams multiple fingers in her holes at the same time. Now Lauren kneels on the bed, and begins to suck his cock energetically. This is a no-hands BJ with Lauren arms in back of her head. Lockwood treats her relatively rough and smacks her tits a couple of times. She deep throats every inch of his dick impressively. She spits on his rod and he spits on her face. Lauren deep throats him again and Lockwood chokes her. He smacks her face then fingers her butthole as she continues to suck his dick. This is a long sequence, but not boring.
Now Lockwood fucks Lauren on her back. She sucks his cock p2m and there's some 69 action shown. Then he returns to boning her, this time doggy style. Again, Lauren services his cock p2m energetically. The couple moves on to reverse cowgirl with more p2m. When she remounts, this time she takes the cock up her ass. At first Lauren takes it slow, but deep, quickly working up to a nice pump action. The camera person seems to have some trouble here finding angles because Lauren is sitting up straight on the cock. The camera focuses either on her head or her crotch and when he backs up, the scene loses impact. Things improve when Lauren leans back more. Lockwood pumps her hard here and Lauren seems to have no trouble taking it. She hops off the stick and tastes his cock a2m.
Now the scene cuts to Lauren getting fucked up the ass doggy style. They are still on the bed and again Lockwood pounds her butt. Lauren encourages him and talks dirty at times. Another instance of a2m. This time, Lauren deep throats the cock and gags. Lockwood spits in her mouth, then kisses her. Then she returns to the face down, ass up position for more booty sex. At Lockwood's direction, Lauren says she's a slut and loves to "get her fat ass fucked." Another a2m instance combined with some rimming and then more fudge packing in the same position. Lockwood sort of teases her ass when he inserts this time and has Lauren fuck back up on the cock herself when he does stick it in. Lauren winds up on her tummy here. It's hard to see the penetration, but her ass is jiggling nicely. The scene cuts and Lockwood is screwing her anally in the scissors position. More a2m. The scene cuts to cowgirl anal. Lauren takes all his meat up her poop chute in this position as well.
For the cumshot, Lockwood fucks her missionary until he's ready to blow his load. She hops off the bed and gets on her knees in front of him rapidly. He ejaculates on her face and open mouth with outstretched tongue. Lauren cleans off his cock and evaporates into thin air. This scene was the nastiest of the bunch, but also had a different, darker tone than the others. (30 minutes)
Scene Five Rating:
8.43Everything Else
About a half our of bonus behind the scenes footage is included. Viewers see the girls getting their make-up applied, still photo sessions and some brief interview material. Katie talks about her new breasts.
I had trouble accessing the final scene on my Koss DVD player. Each time the disc reached the point where it should go to the final scene, I got a "Disc Error" message. Nor could I access it directly from the Main Menu. This player also had trouble loading the disc each time it started. I could view the scene on my computer using PowerDVD but had trouble playing in "Disc" mode. The disc seemed to play OK in my Apex set top DVD player.
Last Word & Final Tally
I Cream of Genie is a pretty good effort from Colossal Entertainment, a new studio. Some work went into the (slight) plot and genie theme, the starlets are attractive and technical qualities are decent. However, especially after viewing the last scene, I felt like the movie wasn't quite sure what it wanted to be -- a hard edged gonzo flick or something more suitable for couples? It doesn't quite rise to the level of a couples feature, but much of the footage is similar to that in bigger budget productions. Even when the starlets do something nastier, such as anal, it doesn't shock or offend. In other words, what's presented is relatively safe. However, in Lauren's scene, that approach was tossed out the window and the sex is much rougher and raunchier. Overall, this is a rather puzzling production.
New (Experimental) SRR Rating Method:
Sexual Content Ratings (averaged & weighted 2x): 7.94
Average of all scenes listed above.
Production Ratings (weighted 1x): 8.33
Dialog/Story/Script: 8.00, Costumes/Clothing: 8.50,
Location: 8.50
Technical Ratings (weighted 1x): 8.00
Camerawork: 7.50, Video Quality: 8.00,
Audio Quality: 8.50, DVD Extras: 8.00
Overall Rating: 8.05 out of 10.00
-- Snowman
Second Opinion?
bono-ONE called this a "pretty decent sex flick." He said Lauren's anal performance was "great" and that this movie should satisfy anyone with a genie fetish. He awarded the plot 5/5. Overall rating 3 1/2 out of 5 stars (ADT).
Review Date: 12.11.04.
Other Suggestions & Comments
On 12.11.04, the average price for this dvd was $20.14 based on 06 online retailers.
There are two other videos with very close titles (and themes). One is an old VCA movie (I Cream of Genie) and the other is released by Pleasure Productions (I Cream With Genie). Angel Kelly (a black starlet) is on the cover of the VCA release and ironically Brittany Saks is on the cover of the Pleasure one. Don't get confused when shopping!
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